1. One of these bad boys:
2. A man with a better name than "Pappy DreWitt":
3. A handheld game as hard as this:
4. Anyone ever climb the Aggro-Crag again:
5. A better team than these three:
6. Anything with a sweeter, more delicious smell than these:
Beside brown. BROWN IS TERRIBLE.
7. More solid proof than this that magic exists:
8. A better substitute for cigarettes:
Just kidding, everyone knows that this guy was the best medicine for when you stayed home sick:
9. A more effective makeshift Frisbee:
10. A more stressful time in school:
11. A better cereal box prize:
12. A cartoon character that required as much thought as this guy:
13. A movie that makes you want to taste a leaf more:
14. A better hiding spot than inside one of these:
15. Anyone who thinks they're cool with one of these:
16. Anyone that gives more vital information than her:
Or better advice than Mr. Feeny:
17. A greater selection of books than in these:
18. A screensaver half as hypnotizing as this one:
19. Trix in the shape of fruit:
20. Another one of these:
21. A toy more confusing than "Floam":
22. A stranger way to chew gum:
Or a more misguided, confused bubble gum:
23. Any of these drinks in your fridge:
Or these foods in the grocery store:
24. A more effective way of collecting candy:
25. A scene from a movie that's sadder than this one:
26. A game with a catchier theme song:
Or a game that tore apart as many friendships as this:
27. Anything more suspenseful than these:
28. A more groundbreaking form of art:
Or an even more groundbreaking way to make art:
29. Anything as terrifying as the clown from "It":
30. A commercial that actually makes you want to buy a magazine:
31. A more effective way to learn how to drive:
32. Two twins that are more annoying than these two:
33. A more stylish way to travel:
Or a better way to navigate:
34. Anyone go down one of these slides at Discovery Zone again:
35. Oh, yeah, and this:
RIP
This was great and your right we won't see again but wow did I love the ring toss game back in the day!
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