An Even Better Example of Why I Love Work

Again this is a real phone conversation (keep in mind that I had also personally helped this guy earlier in the day).

"Central Bank this is Hillary"
"Hi, Can I talk to Leah"
"Leah is actually out to lunch, can I take a message"
"Is Kelly there"
"Kelly is actually out for 3 weeks"
"oh yeah, she had surgury. Well, is Mary Jo there?"
"Mary Jo doesn't work on Wednesdays"
"Who's that other gal?"
"Well, there's Pam and Gaye and I here"
"Is Gaye there?"
"Yes, would you like to talk to her?"

Seriously sir, I could have helped you with your questions in the time it took to have this conversation.